May 2013
eddietheawesome:
broadway-is-my-home:
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
are you satan
I hate...
lauriesfiamma:
Aight ye lil shits, I don’t know if someone already did this but apparently there’s another video submission that’s a virus
BAM
no clicky, m’kay?
p0ndorica:
it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win
allthingshyper:
amy-face:
S C R E A M I N G
dduane:
pumpkinlessidjit:
jadedgalvanizer:
timelordsatan:
ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE...
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
Me and my sister talking about Airheart
Sibling: is that the one where the guy screws the plane?
Me: Yeah, why?
Sibling: Guess he wasn't flying with
...... Virgin Airlines
Me: ........ Oh my god
See if SPG did a UK tour
thisinternalticking:
(Unlikely but possible) I’m totally roadtripping. Steampowered road trip. Borrowing a camper, filling it with awesome people and steampunk gear, and following my favorite robots around the country. Make a big silly rolling party out of it.
Yee. WHO’S WITH ME
“Fan fiction is making teenagers better writers and better satirists, and...”
– The Guardian. (via lucyripley)
“A purity ring doesn’t carry much meaning when Ron Weasley is pulling it off with his teeth.”
(via satanic-pony)
tavrosstrider:
[MUFFLED SCREAMS OF “EXPO” IN THE DISTANCE]
josies-stupid-gifs:
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